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12 September 2011 @ 10:25 pm
What Women Want  
You can mock us, but this meeting could be the start of a new wave of the feminist movement. Ed Miliband won't really stand out - he'll be fine.
 
 
 
Ed Balls MP: resonable manontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
*Shuffles through wardrobe*

Look, If I find him a dress with a matching handbag, can we at least suggest -
Yvette: smiley yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
You're not the first to suggest it. I won't be surprised if it turns into a 'Let's dress our leader in drag' session.
Ed Balls MP: Oh shi-ontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
...Brilliant.Why the hell didn't we have these before?

*pulls out red shoes*

...Nah, those won't go with his eyes. Green, maybe?
Yvette: hey yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
I don't think they're going to fit him, love. He's a lot bigger than me.
Ed Balls MP: resonable manontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
Really? He was such a scrawny little twonk when I last looked. True, I don't look very often.

Haven't you got any clothes from when you were pregnant left? You said your feet swelled up like hams. And there were those burgundy ones with the gorgeous lacing on the heels... *shuffles*
Yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
Huh. I'd forgotton about those. They might work - it doesn't matter if the back of his foot sticks out a little. My pregnancy dresses will come up short on him too, but it's no matter if he looks like a slutty woman.
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
I can imagine him being like that. I mean, being a bit... Louisian... as it were. Not that I imagine that too hard as I don't want parts of my brain to catch fire in protest.
Yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
Great, now you've put that image in my head.
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:13 pm (UTC)
*shudders*

Don't know how you lived with him. I'd've spent so much money on replacing kitchen work surfaces 'cause I impaled my head on the marble.
Yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC)
Nah, he was okay. Quiet. He mostly sat in his room playing nerdy computer games.

Well, I assume that's what he was doing.
Ed Balls MP: Oh shi-ontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
...

*starts hitting self in the face with a platform shoe*
Yvette: shouty yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:31 pm (UTC)
*grabs shoe*

STOP IT.
Ed Balls MP: whoopsontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
'Vette, it BURNS.
Yvette: shouty yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!

You thinking it makes me think it.
Ed Balls MP: Oh shi-ontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:35 pm (UTC)
*Wrestles shoe out of grip*

Must - end - it
Yvette: shouty yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
*holds shoe as high as possibly can*

Now we know why dressing Miliband in drag is not a good idea.
Ed Balls MP: whoopsontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
Look, it's not like anyone else would automatically picture...

*gags*

Give it! Look, you're tiddly, love, I can get that easy -

*stretches and fumbles*
Yvette: shouty yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
*throws shoe through doorway into corridor*
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
*Looks from shoe to 'Vette*

*Grins evilly*
Yvette: disapproving yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
*grabs arm*

No.
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:51 pm (UTC)
*tickles around waist*

Payback!
Yvette: smiley yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
*squeals*

No, Ed-

*falls onto floor*
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 10:56 pm (UTC)
*Straddles, carefully adjusting weight*

*Continues tickle armada*

Tell me I'm great and I'll - ah - let you up -
Yvette: shouty yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 10:59 pm (UTC)
*wriggles helplessly*

You're-

You're terrible.
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 11:01 pm (UTC)
Well, there's always the other way you can, uh, get me up *snigger*
Yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 11:03 pm (UTC)
Fat chance.

*pulls Ed down*
Ed Balls MP: Oh shi-ontheballscity on September 12th, 2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
Urk -

No f-fair. *struggles*
Yvette: smiley yvettecoopertrooper on September 12th, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)
*pushes Ed onto back and puts hands either side*

*smiles wickedly*

Now who's great?