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16 July 2011 @ 08:15 pm
 
 Aside from the pouring rain and unfortunate incidents that went public, it was a successful day.
 
 
 
Ed Balls MP: cooking is greatontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 05:31 pm (UTC)
Yvette: hey yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 05:49 pm (UTC)
Hmph. You were supposed to be looking stupid in that apron but you looked sexy.
Ed Balls MP: resonable manontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
Oh really?

Well, I should forget to shave and wash my shirts more often...

Look, sorry I got meat grease all over you, love. Not that I could help it with those burgers.
Yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 06:25 pm (UTC)
It was more the glasses and half unbuttoned shirt, really.

I already looked like I'd been drowned, it couldn't get much worse.
Ed Balls MP: resonable manontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
Look, I'd wear them in the House but then I'd have to wipe the blood splatter off them.

...Figurative blood, of course. *Shudders*

I think you looked smashing in your wet clothes, but you looked even better out of them...
Yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 06:35 pm (UTC)
Smashing? You've been spending too much time with Gove and Osborne.
Ed Balls MP: Oh shi-ontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 06:39 pm (UTC)
I - er - I was trying to flirt.
Yvette: smiley yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
Aw, honey.

*kisses*
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 06:46 pm (UTC)
*grins*

Look, the only other way I know how to flirt requires a good few hours upstairs and The Apprentice is on tonight.
Yvette: smiley yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 06:51 pm (UTC)
*plays with shirt buttons*

There might be time afterwards...
Ed Balls MP: Oh shi-ontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 07:14 pm (UTC)
*Whines*

Don't get me started, darling, unless you're prepared to finish.
Yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC)
Fine.

Watch your TV.
Ed Balls MP: Fuckin' Brilliantontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 07:26 pm (UTC)
...

Okay, get me started, woman!

Uh, I mean -

*blinks*

Love you?
Yvette: disapproving yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 07:32 pm (UTC)
.
Ed Balls MP: Aweontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 07:52 pm (UTC)
*Puts on glasses*

*Undoes top button*

*Cheesy grin*
Yvettecoopertrooper on July 17th, 2011 07:56 pm (UTC)
You ruined it.
Ed Balls MP: hate ties hate tiesontheballscity on July 17th, 2011 07:57 pm (UTC)
Fuck

*Grumps and adjusts self on sofa*